vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever, via hartofstone)

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via hartofstone)